Table Service Tee - (White)

Some people want to be sprinkled off a windswept cliff. Some want to go back to the sea. You want a waiter to ask if you're still working on that.

Look, if we're being honest, most final wishes are a bit grim. Yours has a wine list. And somewhere in the fine print of your actual plan, you've been very clear about it — because the whole point of writing this stuff down is that nobody has to guess. Your people won't be standing in a car park arguing about what you would've wanted. They'll be booking a table.

RIPMe logo on the front, the request on the back. Because the front is for the people who know, and the back is for everyone behind you in the queue.

The shirt itself

100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed

Heavyweight with a relaxed unisex fit

Soft and lived-in from the first wear, fades beautifully instead of badly

Ribbed collar with shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Printed on demand, one at a time, just for you

Runs relaxed — size down if you like a closer fit.

Not a legal document. Your actual wishes go in RIPMe. This just tells people where to send the RSVP.

Product information : Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard : Made in Honduras

Care instructions : Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean