Smoking Hot Tee (Black)
Some people spend a lifetime working on their body. You’ve decided to leave the transformation until the very end.
There are plenty of decisions to make about what happens to you when you die. Burial, cremation, donated to science, fired out of a cannon. Whatever you choose, it’s probably worth writing it down — because “I reckon they would’ve wanted…” is not a particularly strong funeral plan.
You’ve chosen cremation. Partly because it makes sense. Mostly because it’s your last chance at a smoking-hot body.
Product information : Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard : Made in Honduras
Care instructions : Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
$33.99
Printed and shipped on demand. Secure checkout is handled by Shopify.
Size guide
Measurements are in centimetres, taken flat. Our tees have a regular unisex fit — size up if you prefer it roomy.
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 51 | 71 | 20 |
| M | 56 | 74 | 21 |
| L | 61 | 76 | 22 |
| XL | 66 | 79 | 23 |
| 2XL | 71 | 81 | 24 |
| 3XL | 76 | 84 | 25 |
Between sizes? Chest is the most reliable guide — measure a tee you already love and match it here.
Shipping
Every item is made to order, so allow 2–5 business days for production before it ships. Tracking is emailed the moment it leaves the facility.
| Destination | Delivery after production |
|---|---|
| Australia | 5-10 business days |
| New Zealand | 7-12 business days |
| United States & Canada | 6-11 business days |
| United Kingdom & Europe | 7-14 business days |
| Rest of world | 10-20 business days |
Shipping is calculated at checkout based on your address. Duties and taxes, where they apply, are the responsibility of the recipient.
Returns & exchanges
Because each piece is printed on demand, we can't accept returns for change of mind or incorrect size — please check the size guide before ordering. If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item, email us within 30 days with a photo and we'll replace it free of charge.